Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Daily Photo Caption-off

You know, normally I wouldn't do this, but fate has given me two skeleton photos in a row, and even though I thought nothing was going to be weirder than yesterday's photo, I was proved wrong. Here it is. Put your captions in the comment section below. I can't wait to read them.

"Oh, I must have the wrong room. This is the room I'm looking for, right?
The Wrong Room, where everything is terribly wrong?"

9 comments:

  1. "Listen, you catty cunt and you cunty cat. I don't have lungs anymore -- or lips -- so it's really not "too loud."

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  2. "You know what? You play the French horn great. This damn cat won't shut up, is the problem"

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  3. "After his dark, realistic take on the Batman franchise, Christopher Nolan was excited to be able to put his unique spin on 'Sabrina, The Teenage Witch.'"

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  4. "This is why you don't sepia tone."

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  7. Eliza Pumpernickel, famed Nobel-Prize winning inventress of "too-muchery". (THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!)

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