Monday, February 20, 2012

Picture of the Day

"So then...wanna bone?"

12 comments:

  1. Goddamit, 206 bones and I don't have THAT one.

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  2. "Thing is, babe...I kinda have to get out of here, so...did you need some money, or..."

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  3. This... THIS is how long you have to listen to a chick talk about her life and hopes and dreams to get her naked...

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  4. So one rib gets me the chick, but you need WHAT for a sofa?

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  5. So, you wanna go skinny dipping?
    Oh, never mind.

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  6. "Heeeey, babe...this isn't what it looks like...Oh, who'm I kidding. You can see right through me."

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  7. "I get lost in your eyes... oops, I mean your lost your eyes. Hold on, let me check under the couch"

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  8. I didn't know Nicole Richie was a lesbian.

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  9. Must....Not...Make...Boner...Joke...

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  10. European chicks, they're down for anything.

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  12. Aren't you warm in that thing, Diane?

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