The Flying Saucer is the blog of writer and comedian Mark J. Lucas. An introspective look into the absurd, Lucas attempts to dissect the reality from the surreality of his everyday life through various mediums. Here you will find musings, funny videos and films, quirky art, and above all, a glimpse through the detached and irreverent lens with which he views the world. Enjoy.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
The Daily Photo Caption-off
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I am very open to criticism and/or constructive comments. I have no problem with the artful use of foul language. I certainly don't mind praise. If you don't like what I wrote, feel free to mention it, but for the love of god, try to spell things correctly. Obligatory racism, abusive comments containing sexual orientation and dumbass hatespeech of any kind will be met with me promptly taking your ass, wrapping it up in snide criticism, and then handing it back to you, followed by me deleting your idiotic retort. Arbitrary flame wars will not be tolerated. If you post an ad without my permission, I will hunt you down in the night and destroy you.
"Listen, you catty cunt and you cunty cat. I don't have lungs anymore -- or lips -- so it's really not "too loud."
ReplyDelete"You know what? You play the French horn great. This damn cat won't shut up, is the problem"
ReplyDelete"After his dark, realistic take on the Batman franchise, Christopher Nolan was excited to be able to put his unique spin on 'Sabrina, The Teenage Witch.'"
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Delete"This is why you don't sepia tone."
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ReplyDeleteEliza Pumpernickel, famed Nobel-Prize winning inventress of "too-muchery". (THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!)
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