The Flying Saucer is the blog of writer and comedian Mark J. Lucas. An introspective look into the absurd, Lucas attempts to dissect the reality from the surreality of his everyday life through various mediums. Here you will find musings, funny videos and films, quirky art, and above all, a glimpse through the detached and irreverent lens with which he views the world. Enjoy.
Monday, February 20, 2012
12 comments:
I am very open to criticism and/or constructive comments. I have no problem with the artful use of foul language. I certainly don't mind praise. If you don't like what I wrote, feel free to mention it, but for the love of god, try to spell things correctly. Obligatory racism, abusive comments containing sexual orientation and dumbass hatespeech of any kind will be met with me promptly taking your ass, wrapping it up in snide criticism, and then handing it back to you, followed by me deleting your idiotic retort. Arbitrary flame wars will not be tolerated. If you post an ad without my permission, I will hunt you down in the night and destroy you.
Goddamit, 206 bones and I don't have THAT one.
ReplyDelete"Thing is, babe...I kinda have to get out of here, so...did you need some money, or..."
ReplyDeleteThis... THIS is how long you have to listen to a chick talk about her life and hopes and dreams to get her naked...
ReplyDeleteSo one rib gets me the chick, but you need WHAT for a sofa?
ReplyDeleteSo, you wanna go skinny dipping?
ReplyDeleteOh, never mind.
"Heeeey, babe...this isn't what it looks like...Oh, who'm I kidding. You can see right through me."
ReplyDelete"I get lost in your eyes... oops, I mean your lost your eyes. Hold on, let me check under the couch"
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Nicole Richie was a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteMust....Not...Make...Boner...Joke...
ReplyDeleteEuropean chicks, they're down for anything.
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ReplyDeleteAren't you warm in that thing, Diane?
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